LOCAL BROTHERS STILL WAITING FOR HOME DESPITE BEING ADORABLE Two 8-month-old white-and-black brothers, Ivan and Pete, remain inexplicably without a forever home. Authorities (their fosterer) confirms that the pair are “good boys” and “doing their absolute best.” The brothers, described as curious and independent and are currently residing in a foster home where they have been training extensively in climbing, feather destruction, and competitive jujitsu. A BONDED PAIR WITH A STRICT “NO SEPARATION” POLICY Sources close to the duo report that Ivan and Pete are deeply bonded and operate as a unit. “They wrestle constantly,” said an insider. “It’s less fighting, more Jujitsu practice.” The brothers are indoor-only applicants and are seeking a calm home — as they are quite nervous and shy — where sudden movements are kept to a minimum, and affection is offered respectfully and on their terms.